Fairy Tales and Fantasy
For the majority of my life, I wanted to be a writer. But never once, in all those years, did I want to be a romance writer.
I was that kid growing up who would rather read adventure books, watch war movies, and live vicariously through fantasy stories. I would even go so far as to say that I kind of hated romance. I mean, as late as high school, I could be seen looking away from screens if the characters were kissing.
A special video honoring some of the best fictional mothers I can think of.
Happy Mother’s Day!
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I’M ALIVE!
There’s something about emerging from what feels like an actual ton of work that makes me feel like I’ve come back from the dead. Let me sum up my thoughts from the past week:
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Hey all!
As I mentioned in my latest video, I have been extremely busy the last few days. And it turns out that this week is only busier! I have three major writing projects due this week on top of my homework, so I’m going to take the week off. No post tomorrow, no video Saturday.
I’m sorry, but I’m sure you’ll survive. I’m not entirely convinced I will, on the other hand.
Until next time, word nerds!
I was a little tired when I made this video.
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Dear Fairy Godmother,
I am looking for the perfect girl, but it’s kinda hard. I have a checklist of qualities a girl has to meet before I’ll consider her romantically. My friends are constantly telling me that I need to settle for one of the girls I’ve already met, that my standards are impossibly high. Is that possible? Is it wrong of me to want the best? Or should I hold out for that perfect girl?
Please help!
Loveless List-maker
We all have our complaints about Disney’s princes. I mean, two of them don’t even have names. And I know I’m skeptical of the a man who falls in love with a girl he barely knows because she’s pretty and then can’t remember what she looks like. But why is that?
Until next time, word nerds!
I’m going to be painfully honest with you today, word nerds. Well, it will be painful for me. Probably not for you.
Every writer is constantly trying to maintain a delicate balance between two conflicting sides when she writes (or he writes, if you prefer).
One one side are the things the writer wants to write. These are the deep things, the stories and words dear to the heart.
On the other side are the things readers want to read. Specific genres, tropes, character types, etc.
Ideally, when a writer puts a piece out into the world, it’s both what the writer wanted to write and what the reader wants to read. Sometimes the writer has to compromise to make that happen.
I offer a story (also known as my bleeding heart….) if you want it.
Until next time, word nerds!
Dear Fairy Godmother,
My father is getting remarried and I’m a little nervous. I’ve heard so many stories of wicked stepmothers. How do I know if my new stepmother is nice, and what do I do if she’s evil?
A Scared Stepdaughter-to-be
Dear Stepdaughter-to-be,
It’s natural to be nervous in such a case as this. My advice to you is two-fold.
First, how to tell if you are the unfortunate victim of a wicked stepmother. There are seven basic signs to watch for.
1. She is vain. If she is always boasting about being the fairest in the land, and shows any signs of jealousy towards you, it is likely she is a wicked stepmother. We call this a “Snow White” situation.
2. She makes you wear ratty clothes. This ties into the “Snow White” situation. If your vain stepmother fears you are prettier than her, she may try to make you look uglier by dressing you in rags.
3. She makes you do housework. Now, there is a difference between having to do chores and being forced to do all the housework. This isn’t really a deciding factor, just a common side effect.
4. She keeps you away from other people. Another sign of an evil stepmother is imposed isolation. Consider Rapunzel. While the witch was not exactly a stepmother, she posed as Rapunzel’s mom. She hid the girl in a tower so she wouldn’t suspect the witch was up to no good.
5. She gives you derogatory nicknames. Wicked stepmothers often insult and speak harshly to their stepchildren. In some cases, it can go so far as their names. Like Cinderella, the new name is often demeaning.
6. She attempts to curse you.One of the more obvious signs of an evil stepmother, be wary of stepmothers who attempt to curse you. Like in The Wild Swans, wicked stepmothers will try to curse their stepchildren in order to get rid of them.
7. She attempts to kill you or have you killed. This is the surest sign of a wicked stepmother. If you find yourself in such a situation, like Hansel and Gretel, run away as soon as you can!
If any of these signs show up in your relationship with your new stepmother, you may be eligible for a wish from your nearest Fairy Godmother. Please spend it wisely!
And don’t forget, never stop dreaming!
Your Fairy Godmother
Kate G. Jameson